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salamat sa unlimited ng smart, naglipana na ang mga kakaibang jokes sa celfone! mapa intellectual man o bastos! this is what i have in my cel right now:


" i nyt, lola wore a c-tru dres, lolo ddnt react, nex nyt lola wore t-bak, lolo still dedma, 3rd nyt, lola was naked n,lolo sad "ano b yang suot mo, GUSOT GUSOT" )



"Man: Bless me father...my son is adik,my doter is a prostitute,my wife is a gambler.
Priest: wala bang positive sa life mo?
Man: meron po. AKO! HIV positive! (positive pala ha!!!)


1 Lady 2 another: how did u make ur husband punctual in cmoing home frm work?
Lady: SImple...i told him sex will start at exactly 9, with or w/o him...(nice one!!!)



"BUS HINOLD-UP"
Holduper: REreypin ko lhat ng babae d2!
Prosti: Ako na lang po! maawa kayo sa kanila!
Madre: GAGA!lahat nga raw eh!!! PAkialamera!!! (asteeegggg)


Nung Bata p akom 2wing my kasal, lagi ako tinutukso nla lolat lolo"uy, sia na susunod... tumigil lng cla nung my inilibing at biniro ko cla ng" uy... cla na susunod!!!" (hala nio!!!)




MARAMI pang susunod!!
*ahem* i wud like to thank sa smart na nag bigay ng unlimited text. dahil sa inyo, marami akong may natutunan na jokes and everything!!!


marami pang darating!!! YAHUUUU!!!!

now that classes are over, people can now enjoy being in the beaches or just plainly sitting in their comfortable couch watching tv.

well not everyone...

im ahving my summer classes and its very HARD!

i have a str8 1:30-7:30 class.

this is to cope for my missed subjects... oh well

guess this is not my ideal summer for now...

back to the research (hai....)